This weeks quotes come from Star Jones, one of my favorite Attorneys and talk show celebrity:

I guess the President says the majority of the people didn’t elect him, he doesn’t have to listen to ‘em anyway.

I want people to make the same choice I made to get healthy.

I want the big drama. I always said I don’t want a wedding I want a parade.

No, you’re not allowed to be bossy when you’re married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience.

This is the time that I really miss being in my courtroom because I believe that that’s the last place in this country where there’s supposed to be fairness.

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This weeks quotes are from some hilarious people from the past:

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings

A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Steven Wright

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

Today’s quotes come from a suggestion from my oldest Daughter.

Don’t get too comfortable with who you are at any given time – you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be.

Map out your future – but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip.

Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of what a miracle is and you’ll see them all around you.

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.

Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?

These quotes come from the great Jon Bon Jovi

Stepping away from a great day at Reno/Sparks Real Estate for a moment and posting a few quotes from the great Ben Stiller……..

I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.
Ben Stiller

If you look at my eyes when I’m dancing, you’ll see that glazed look.
Ben Stiller

There’s an old saying in Hollywood: It’s not the length of your film, it’s how you use it.
Ben Stiller

Maybe forced retirement isn’t necessary after all.
Ben Stiller

What makes a bad neighbor?

Most of us have probably have had a bad neighbor at some point in our lives. If you had one you know that they can be the bane of our existence. Moving away is not always practical or affordable, and why should you move when they are the problem? Because sometimes the stress becomes too much and it is the only logical choice. Everyone will have their own idea about what makes a bad neighbor, depending on their own like and preferences. To some people a bad neighbor is a noisy neighbor; to others a bad neighbor may be one who doesn’t invite you to his backyard barbeque.

Read more at: http://hubpages.com/hub/Good-Neighbor-Bad-Neighbor